今日のために私を失う

It was supposed to be fun, but I guess your sister-in-law didn't realize how you'd take it.

Well, it's just that I'm not used to that sort of thing.

I didn't want to bachelor that party at all for just that reason.

People just aren't satisfied unless they can embarrass you and bring up sex and ask humiliating questions and get naked.

I just don't get it. I'm sorry.